After this morning's toilet incident (read "Pissed" Off), I went to my job interview. Apparently, it went well because I was invited back for a second interview. Yay! I came home, and not even five minutes later someone else came home. I wasn't sure who it was because the person didn't greet me. I went about my business and later decided to see who was home. I was shocked to find Crazy's loser boyfriend in the kitchen, cooking food. He saw me, but said nothing.

Minutes later, one of his friends arrived. Are you f--king serious?!  I thought. Crazy's drug-dealing loser of a boyfriend then took a shower, baked cookies, and hung out with his friend in my apartment without even acknowledging me. I was shocked since I had already told both him and Crazy that he was not allowed to "borrow" the apartment since the last time he "borrowed" the apartment, he cut drugs on the kitchen counter. I called Crazy to tell her the situation, and she stated that she had left the keys for him because she had some things to do. "Not cool," I told her. I escaped to the rooftop, where I called my police friend to ask his advice about my situation. He suggested that I kick Crazy out of the apartment ASAP. While I would LOOOOOVE to do that, I'm a bit concerned about the confrontation.

I explained the situation to Cool Guy, over a bottle of wine at a pub on Stone Street. We headed home and the second we walked in the door, Crazy pulled me aside. I told her that I felt disrespected that her loser boyfriend just let himself in and used the apartment as if he lived there-- especially after I thought we agreed that wouldn't happen again. She apologized and said that next time she would text me to let me know if he would be using the apartment. I interjected, "There won't be a next time. He isn't allowed to come and go as he pleases. He doesn't live here! And, he doesn't pay rent. So, unless you're here with him, it isn't cool to give him access." She agreed, but we'll see. It's 1am and Loser Boyfriend is back, and brought another (different) loser friend with him. I also just learned that Crazy and Loser Boyfriend just met on 4th of July- merely one month ago! So she hasn't even known this guy for a month, and she's giving him her keys to OUR apartment. She is seriously f--ked up!

P.S. Crazy bought a 20-piece set of silverware tonight and informed me that it was for her use only. I was shocked at her selfishness and stupidity. She is seriously the most retarded person I have ever met in my entire life.

P.S. Crazy has extremely saggy boobs. It's highly distracting and disturbing when she walks around without a bra.