Earlier this evening, I was sharing a lovely bottle of Cabernet with some girlfriends, while admiring a magnificent sunset from the rooftop of my apartment. Conversation turned to boys, as it often does after two bottles of wine.  One friend said that she had boys pining over her. Another friend asked for her secret. Her response: "It's easy! I just don't sleep with them."  How old-fashioned, I thought. But then I had an epiphany: the more I reject a guy's sexual advances, the more he seems to want me. We always want what we can't have, right? 

If you support the above theory, it seems logical to deduce that if you do sleep with a guy, he will lose interest. ...Ooooooh! So that is what I've been doing wrong for all these years! (Just kidding Mom!) But seriously, I do have a few unimpressive admirers. Although I've tried to clearly assert that I'm not interested, they persist with even greater effort. According to the above Sex Witholding Theory, it seems reasonable to assume that these admirers will have no further interest in me if I were to bump uglies with them. Although I am completely repulsed by this thought, it may be worth investigating for the sake of womankind. However, I am not willing to lend my body to this particular research. Any volunteers?

Compensation: condoms, a blindfold, and lots of alcohol.
Time Commitment: 30 seconds.
Side effects may include: depression, STDs, nausea, and vomiting.  

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