My best girlfriend in Aspen recently returned from a two-month hiatus to film Season 7 of The Food Network Star. Though I was super stoked for her, I was pretty bored when she was gone. She's an amazing chef with the energy of The Tasmanian Devil, and I'm sure she's going to win and get her own cooking show on The Food Network! It's always cool to see people you know on TV! It seems everyone has been on some sort of reality show... everyone, that is, but me!

The first time I saw someone that I knew on reality television was years ago. I believe it was the first or second season of Top Chef. I was flipping through channels when I stopped on a network that I would normally never watch, when I spotted the familiar face of a bartender who I worked with at Club Med. She was a sassy-little-red-headed-lesbian who hooked-up with men when she got bored. She was much more plump than when I knew her, but she impressed the judges with her cooking skills and nearly won the whole darn show! She was runner-up but I still see her on the all-star episodes. I didn't even know she could cook but good for her!

A couple of years later, I was catching up on my favorite show, So You Think You Can Dance. I had missed the audition episodes, and just caught the end of the show that revealed the dancers who had made it through to the actual competition. When I first saw a girl who resembled a dancer I knew from time I spent at a hip-hop company in Boulder, I was curious. When her name was revealed and it was announced and that she was a b-girl from Colorado, I knew it really was her! She did really well on the show, and now dances back-up for major recording artists.

Another acquaintance of mine was cast as a dancer for Michael Jackson's This Is It tour, which became an insanely popular movie. Watching him on the big screen was pretty cool. He used to date one of my dancer friends. I remember when he was "discovered" as a teenager at a dance convention in Denver, and was signed to a major agency on the spot. His career has since exploded!

Keeping with the dance theme, I performed with a group that made it on the show America's Best Dance Crew. Unfortunately, they got eliminated on the first episode. Later that year, I ran into ABDC judge/former N'Syncer J.C. Chasez in Aspen. Nervously, I approached him and told him my old crew was on the show. When he asked me which crew, I completely froze and forgot the name. He grimaced at me and asked, "You don't remember the name of your crew???" He totally thought I was lying! I couldn't remember the name because I had danced with them at a different studio, but then they broke off and formed a new crew under a different name. I was so embarrassed!

I have another friend who was on The Real World Brooklyn, but now lives in Aspen. I met her through a mutual friend, when I ran into them at a coffee shop. She's super adorable, and occasionally does some dance and modeling jobs for my entertainment company. Such a cutie!

Another friend of mine is filming a medical reality show for BBC. I met this friend when I lived in Miami back in 2006. We've remained friends and I've visited him in Hawaii and London. My friend happens to be a very attractive medic who travels to impoverished regions to help people in need of medical care. He recently filmed in SE Asia, and may be shooting another season in Haiti. ...What a loser!

So now I'm sure you're all wondering when my reality show is coming out. Though I don't have one yet, I can only imagine what the concept would be. If anyone would like to follow me around with a camera, I can offer alcohol and a gratuitous booby flash every now and then. Any takers? I expect the offers to come pouring in! LOL!